“Relax. I’m Not Dead.” Unisex T-shirt – Embrace Humor with The UglyZoo Comic Collection
$22.99
- Free shipping on all orders over $50
- 30 days easy returns
- All taxes and customs duties included
Introducing the latest sensation from The UglyZoo Comic Collection: the “Relax. I’m Not Dead.” Unisex T-shirt. Infused with the unique humor and quirky charm of The UglyZoo comics, this T-shirt is a testament to the blend of comfort, style, and a dash of comic relief that’s perfect for any casual or laid-back setting.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this T-shirt promises a soft, lightweight feel with just the right amount of stretch, ensuring a comfortable fit that’s flattering for all body types. The heather colors add a touch of polyester to the mix, offering a subtle variation in texture and an extra layer of comfort.
With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), this pre-shrunk fabric tee maintains its shape and softness, even after multiple washes. The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping contribute to its durable build, making it a reliable addition to your wardrobe.
Sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, this blank product stands as a beacon of quality and ethical production practices, ensuring you’re not only wearing a piece of unique comic art but also supporting sustainable manufacturing.
Whether you’re a fan of The UglyZoo comics, in search of a T-shirt that combines humor with comfort, or simply looking to add a playful touch to your everyday wear, the “Relax. I’m Not Dead.” Unisex T-shirt is your perfect pick. Let it spark conversations, bring smiles, and add a humorous edge to your daily ensemble. Join the UglyZoo adventure and wear your humor proudly!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| Weight | N/A |
|---|
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34-36 | 27-29 | 34-36 |
| S | 36-38 | 29-31 | 36-38 |
| M | 38-40 | 31-33 | 38-40 |
| L | 40-42 | 33-36 | 40-43 |
| XL | 42-45 | 36-40 | 43-47 |
| XXL | 45-48 | 40-44 | 47-51 |
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Shipping
We offer a next working day delivery for orders placed before 6:30 p.m. Monday to Friday. Orders placed after this will be delivered within two working days. This excludes Saturday, Sunday and public holidays.
| Destination | Delivery | Above $50 |
|---|---|---|
| Denmark | 1 – 2 days | Free |
| Belgium, Germany, Netherlands, Sweden | 2 – 4 days | Free |
| Austria, Czech Republic, Finland, France, Italy, Spain, Hungary, Ireland, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Slovenia | 3 – 5 days | Free |
| United States | 1 – 2 days | Free |
| Japan | 3 – 5 days | Free |
| Australia | 2 – 4 days | Free |
Returns
Returns will be accepted for up to 14 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item, only in the case of:
- Received the wrong item
- Item arrived not as expected (ie. damaged packaging)
- Item had defects
The returned product(s) must be in the original packaging, safety wrapped, undamaged and unworn. This means that the item(s) must be safely packed in a carton box for protection during transport, possibly the same carton used to ship to you as a customer.
